You Can Always Go Back to the Ocean
When the gun store owner talks about the recent shooting and how he’s getting more business, call your sister! When you drop one of the good dumplings on the floor, call your sister! I think if more people had a sister like mine, the world would be a better place.
Don’t Fail-Shame Me, Man
“He who is without fuck ups is literally me” -Jesus, a person whose fuck ups are debatable
Virus Whisperer
This is your life now, the great depression may be over but your grandmother still reuses plastic sandwich bags.
Mamas, Don’t Let Your Babies Grow Up to be Slytherins
I like country music because it entertains me, Yes! Compare her to another tiny fuckable object!!!!! Let’s goooo!
Thanks for Asking
Being the third kid is great…gender expectations fly out the window along with discipline, teaching you about money, and any attempt to fill out a baby book.
Where the F*k are my Shoes.
I’m exploring stories from my life because I’m a flawed fuck up and hopefully your ass can relate to that.
Space Drugs
A new play about grief, memory, and drugs from space.
Coming soon.